antiocial:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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but seriously now, how funny would it be to apply makeup on prisoners faces and have them all looking pretty in the courtyard?

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

theyuniversity:

Honest Slogans.

(Source: Demilked)

drakejoshwave:

*walks up to straight couple* so whos the drake and whos the josh

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via undeadlife)
stonerfaq:

I’ll admit one I love smoking with you And even when you’re gone I’ll still pass it your way

stonerfaq:

I’ll admit one
I love smoking with you
And even when you’re gone
I’ll still pass it your way

24asta:

because blacklights • ✌️😎

24asta:

because blacklights • ✌️😎

intergalactictourist:

I feel weird self-promoting but what’s the harm?

Everyone finally pushed me to share these with the world instead of hoarding them because I get too attached after pouring my heart, soul, blood, sweat and tears into them. Plus, it’s an expensive hobby and I need a way to fund it. They’re so…

shutthefuckupthranduil:

Guys

brace yourselves

4th of July is coming

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