theyuniversity:

Honest Slogans.

(Source: Demilked)

drakejoshwave:

*walks up to straight couple* so whos the drake and whos the josh

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via undeadlife)
stonerfaq:

I’ll admit one I love smoking with you And even when you’re gone I’ll still pass it your way

stonerfaq:

I’ll admit one
I love smoking with you
And even when you’re gone
I’ll still pass it your way

24asta:

because blacklights • ✌️😎

24asta:

because blacklights • ✌️😎

intergalactictourist:

I feel weird self-promoting but what’s the harm?

Everyone finally pushed me to share these with the world instead of hoarding them because I get too attached after pouring my heart, soul, blood, sweat and tears into them. Plus, it’s an expensive hobby and I need a way to fund it. They’re so…

shutthefuckupthranduil:

Guys

brace yourselves

4th of July is coming

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hausofodin:

loki is a treasure trove of ridiculous faces in this scene

Blacklight Reactive Handpainted Ukulele

I feel weird self-promoting but what’s the harm?

Everyone finally pushed me to share these with the world instead of hoarding them because I get too attached after pouring my heart, soul, blood, sweat and tears into them. Plus, it’s an expensive hobby and I need a way to fund it. They’re so much fun though, and a decent sound, too.

Repost if you like promoting independent artists yayyy. Tumblr people are the best people. Or just give feedback on the good/bad stuff. Or new ideas!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/194831588/blacklight-reactive-handpainted-ukulele

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wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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